Punch Your Inner Hippie: Cut Your Hair, Get a Job, and Make America Awesome Again
A self-help book on shutting up the whiny hippies inside you that keeps you done.
How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome
Foolproof plans on how to fix everything in America forever.
Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything
I talk about the greatest president ever, even comparing him to every previous president.
The Chronicles of Dubya Volume 1: The Defeat of Saddam
I don’t even know how to describe this thing; it’s really really weird. This comes from a long long time ago, an era in blogging known as “back when Frank J. was funny.” It’s kind of like fan-fiction about the George W. Bush administration — except they’re all also portrayed as dumb and awful. Anyway, it’s really dumb.